Right, most of you have probably already seen this, but I am so damn proud it has been accepted as Sylum canon that I thought I share it.
For those not familiar with Sylum: Vampires exist. And they are good guys (most of them). They lead mostly normal lives, and are parts of Clans. The focus of most stories in Sylum Clan (covering most of USA teritory), but my story, that has now spawned a number of bunnies focus on the group of old, eccentric vampires called The Council. We live in Switzerland and officially are the UN of Vampires, a group of old and wise Vampires who work to keep peace and harmony amongst the Clans. In reality...
Title*: How Odysseus got his pig back”
*Author*: Odysseus
*Rating*: Children
*Disclaimer*: Don't own them. Various executives, producers, studios, and
writers owe them and have more lawyers on retainer than I want to mess with.
Not making any money and promise to return them as soon as I'm
finished with them.
*Summary*: Odysseus and the council get a good deal
*Beta*: None. All mistakes mine.Feedback welcome.
*Warning*: Nope. Extreme silliness
*Fandoms* Homer; PG Woodhouse books.
*Author's Note*: Dedicated to Kathy and Ginny, who poked me and sent me hugs and bunnies. Love you sisters.
*Author’s note the second* Thanks to Bev for letting me mess in her sandbox. To Lucas, Joe, Hawkseye and Larabee for waking up my muse.
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