Here be lions

The temperature is happily reaching 40 degrees Celsius, humidity is 100%, my computer is playing "find the virus" with me, I have PMS, the electrician is coming this afternoon and I have already been cranky to one person today.
I think I'll hang an "Here be lions" sign on my door and go find myself some good BDSM to read while I sweat buckets while drinking buckets in the hope not to dehydrate.