Public services announcement
Oct. 31st, 2004 10:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
matilda36There have been signs recently that my brain has started working again. As usual I missed the time change (but I do think that's due not to a brain malfunctioning, but to the fact that the solar time is a man made construct that does not suit my nature made body).
Anyway, going back to my brain is my phone bill. Last time my father and she who shall not be named made a big fuss about its size, complaining that I spend too much time on Internet (duh). Anyway, it sounded strange to me because I remembered to have stipulated a flat Internet rate with my provider, that is relatively expensive, but it is broadband and I REALLY use it a lot, so was value for money. Anyway, today I receive the bill and while I have used the phone and the Internet a lot, this bill is more than 100 Euro less than the other, and my Internet connection is, as I remember flat rate. I have been having nightmares knowing that this bill was coming and now I found that not only is affordable, but it is also exactly what I knew it should be.
So, Misses I know everything, I am always right and you simply have to do what I tell, otherwise not only I will flash you out of my life like the piece of shit that you are, but doom and gloom will fall on you, remember that what you do always come back to you three times.
Happy Shamain.
Blessed be.
Anyway, going back to my brain is my phone bill. Last time my father and she who shall not be named made a big fuss about its size, complaining that I spend too much time on Internet (duh). Anyway, it sounded strange to me because I remembered to have stipulated a flat Internet rate with my provider, that is relatively expensive, but it is broadband and I REALLY use it a lot, so was value for money. Anyway, today I receive the bill and while I have used the phone and the Internet a lot, this bill is more than 100 Euro less than the other, and my Internet connection is, as I remember flat rate. I have been having nightmares knowing that this bill was coming and now I found that not only is affordable, but it is also exactly what I knew it should be.
So, Misses I know everything, I am always right and you simply have to do what I tell, otherwise not only I will flash you out of my life like the piece of shit that you are, but doom and gloom will fall on you, remember that what you do always come back to you three times.
Happy Shamain.
Blessed be.
