When I grow up I wanna be...

It's official: Ody has entered the job market. And because JK Rowlings apparently doesn't need a beta (and she sooo desperately need a good one),  I have to go back to doing what I know: does anybody need a buyer? I am a good one I swear. I was one of Procurement brightest hopes until life decided she had other plans for me. And as they say to catch a thief...

Actually I would rather teach creative writing, or work for a publishing house, or do gardening, or raise goats. Or I could unleash the Royal Bitch and start writing reviews.  Dunno. Maybe I should ask my f-list...

What should I do when I grow up? (and even if I keep kicking and screaming the day is coming(