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 The Italian set spellchecker on Outlook has decided to autocorrect Heroes with Herpes, so the friend to whom I promoted a Sci-Fi show about hot guys with superpowers thought I was promoting a show about STDs and wrote back asking if it was apprpriate for her school age children.

Some advertising genius at Helena Rubinstein decided that the perfect name for a skin imperfections product was... Pore genius. 

Some days language blows my mind.